The Uncritic

Well, the bored people of the Internet have come up with this stuff… I just picked what I thought were the best.

• If you watch the movie `Jaws’ backwards, it’s a movie about a shark that keeps throwing up people until they have to open a beach.
• If you watch MacGuyver backwards, it’s about a guy who always manages to find the toothpick, paperclip, stick of gum, or aluminum foil that’s holding some amazing machine together, then taking it out. What a dick.
• If you watch the movie Titanic backwards, its about the citizens of the lost city of Atlanitis finally escaping to the surface in a giant iron clad boat.

• If you watch The Big Lebowski backwards The Dude finally gets his rug back.

• If you watch Back to the Future backwards, it’s about a bunch of people who know a bunch of things that already happened.
• If you watch Alice in Wonderland backwards, it’s about a girl who lives in a funny surrealistic world but then falls asleep and has a really boring dream

• If you watch Heroes backwards you realize that it’s been getting progressively better over time.

• If you watch Scarface backwards, it’s about a man who gives up cocaine and crime to follow his dream of becoming a dishwasher to earn enough money so he can visit Cuba.

• If you watch Jeopardy! backwards, it’s a show about rich people paying money for answers to stupid questions.

• If you watch Rambo backwards, it’s Sylvester Stallone healing people with his magical bullet vacuum.

• If you watch Fight Club backwards, you see Ed Norton turn from a crazy streetperson into a successful productive member of society.

• If you watch the Lord of the Rings trilogy backwards, it’s a saga about a little guy who gets a cool ring from a volcano and spends the rest of the films walking home.
• If you watch Alien backwards, a large monster gets tiny and climbs inside a guy’s chest, calming down a panicking crew.

• If you watch The Curious Case of Benjamin Button backwards it’s about a normal person

And finally, my personal favourite:

If you watch House backwards, it’s still never lupus.